Conversations with my sister

I love my sister to death! She is my best friend. We have our ups and downs but even though she is almost five years younger than I am, we have a lot of fun together. I was chatting with her today and I was reminded of all the good times we had when I was still in Minneapolis. It made me miss her even more. Thanks to Gtalk, I can still at least chat with her and (bonus!) save conversations so that I can use them for blackmail reasons some day or just post them on my blog :)

My sister, in a nutshell, is a caring, kind, funny person who is also a whole lot of crazy. But that’s the reason I love her so much! Of course, she doesn’t know that I am going to post this, so I don’t know how caring and kind she would be towards me when she sees it or how funny she would find it. Her reaction would be...mostly just crazy, I’m guessing.

Here are a few snippets of our conversations which double as evidence of her hilarity and silliness.

Her: it will get ur sugar level up
and then u will get diabetes
well seeing as both [grandpa] and [grandma] and now mom have it
we have such a high chance of getting it...
oh boy

me: true true
cant fight genes
Her: no u cant
UNTIL I BECOME A FAMOUS GENICIST AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF STEM CELL RESEARCH
PERFECT IT AND CLONING
SO THAT THE GOOD GENE WILL NEVER END!
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
and that is how i will take over the world
the end
thank u very much
me: wow
nice
cant wait!
Her: yesh i know
but i will rule the world then
and everyone will have to learn hindi and watch hera pheri at least once a month
me: hahahahahah
Her: and every girl will never again be deprived of the most awesome pairs of shoes
me: yesh!!!!!
nice!!!!!!
please rule the world soon!
Her: and every single day only noodles will be served
me: wowow
Her: :-D
me: i love it!
Her: now who can deny such a nice person the throne?
idk

some jerk off with a fat behind

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Her: so anyway, im actually gonna eat a frozen totinos pizza
cuz we all know those are my favvvv
nummy
im excited!
me: yeah but there  isnt a noodles around here so you should eat some for me
Her: cuz i just talked to ma and she said that was okay
okay i will probs tomorrow
okie?
deal?
OMG
me: ok you better!
Her: OMG OMG OMG OMG
me: and call me when you are eating them
WHAT?!?!?!
Her: U DONT HAVE A NOODLES DOWN SOUTH?????
me: no :(
Her: HOLY JESUS HOW THE FUCK ARE U STILL LIVING?
OMG OMG OMG
IM FREAKING OUT
me: i dont know its really hard
* sniff sniff *
Her: THIS IS A RIDICULE
me: i know!!!!
Her: U SHOULD LEAVE AND FIND A JOB IN A PLACE THAT ACTUALLY HAS GOOD FOOD LIKE A CHIPOTLE AND A NOODLES
REALLY LIKE IN MINNESOTA!
THEY HAVE BOTH RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
ITS PRETTY AWESOME
U KNOW YOU DONT HAVE TO SUFFER ANY LONGER
me: hahahaha
Her: JUST COME BACK
me: awww
Her: COME JOIN THE DARK SIDE
WE HAVE NOODLES
me: yeah i will be jobless
Her: THATS NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING
....
NOT HAVING A JOB
GOD I WOULD KILL TO BE FREE FROM TEACHING KARATE FOR A WHILE
me: um yeah it is
how will i make money so that i can buy shoes?!?!
Her: YES
THIS IS ALSO TRUE
....
WELL GUESS WE ARE IN A PREDICAMENT
me: yup
Her: SHOES OR NOODLES???
me: well ideally both would be good
Her: HMMMM REALLY THATS NOT A HARD DECISION
U GOTTA CHOOSE NOODLES
me: why are you still typing in all caps?
Her: I DONT KNOW
ITS FUN
AND DRAWS ATTENTION.
AND CUZ IM STILL FREAKING OUT THAT U DONT HAVE NOODLES OVER THERE

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me: yeah
…
so they all [my friends] thought that you were really funny
and they want to hang out with you again sometime
Her: haha
that is so awesome
oooh do any of them have younger brothers???
...
dont tell them i asked that
…

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I know she is going to kill me for posting this, but I can't help it! She is just so cute!